"It's called roleplaying. You simply must go along with it."

"Sorry, of course." Severus changes his tone, having it go high pitched and simpering. "Oh no, whatever will I do, there's a werewolf in here threatening to eat me. Where is my red cape and my grandmother to protect me?"

"You're supposed to..."

"Oh right. What big eyes you have," Snape simpers.

"The better to see you with."

"What big ears you have."

"The better to hear you with."

"What a big cock you have."

"The better to fuck you with."

"Oh for fuck's sake! My eyes!" Sirius cries out as he walks into the room. Shortly after Sirius enters, Nagini enters and eats Severus Snape for the second time.

"I knew you would save me," Remus says as his werewolf soul bond transfers to Sirius.