Hello, spacefragments! I like your name, which is made up of probably two of my most favorite words in the English language: space (I mean, if you spend as much time in outer space as I do, I guess you might as well like it, yeah?) and fragments (which is what's left of people once I'm done with them).

Anyway, I've been reading the other letters these guys have sent you (you shouldn't leave them lying around like that) and I must say that I don't see what this Sirius dude's problem is all about. I for one would not mind to show my private moments with your happy admirers. Really. A guy gets lonely, you know. I'm sure Heero won't mind. Of course, he might go "I'll kill you" for a couple of days or so, but have you ever seen him kill anyone outside of his Gundam? I didn't think so.

So, what I do want to say is that, I want to see more of ME. Because, you know, I'm awesome and stuff.

The God of Death, Mr. Sex on Legs, etc.

P.S. Heero says to remind you that Relena is gay. Forget about that 'Princess for Peace' crap, Relena is having orgies with that all-female fanclub she had back in school.

P.S.S. This is pretty much a late letter, but I saw my name on your list, and who can resist?

D.M.