fera_festiva's HBP uberwank:

So at the end of the last chapter, Harry either sucked Draco's cock or has his nose broken, depending on whose version you prefer. Either way, when this one begins, we find our hero lying on the floor of a train compartment with his face covered in one of two bodily fluids which, I'm told, have a pretty similar chemical makeup anyway.

(...)Next, Tonks fixes Harry's broken nose (if we go with the broken nose version of events, or, I guess... fixes his smudged lipstick, if we're going with the oral sex version? OK, this is one of the points where my version doesn't quite hold water).

---minnow_53: "Tonks fixing his smudged lipstick reminds me that she'll be able to do the same for Remus soon..."

-----nk_aoede: "i just had an image of tonks putting whore-makeup on a remus in full drag."

-------minnow_53: "Well, I hope you'll draw it then, freaky though it may be... :D"





take a long look at this because it might be the closest thing to r/t i will ever draw.

also, "caption this picture" game, anyone?