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16 February 2009 @ 04:42 pm
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[livejournal.com profile] fera_festiva's HBP uberwank:

So at the end of the last chapter, Harry either sucked Draco's cock or has his nose broken, depending on whose version you prefer. Either way, when this one begins, we find our hero lying on the floor of a train compartment with his face covered in one of two bodily fluids which, I'm told, have a pretty similar chemical makeup anyway.

(...)Next, Tonks fixes Harry's broken nose (if we go with the broken nose version of events, or, I guess... fixes his smudged lipstick, if we're going with the oral sex version? OK, this is one of the points where my version doesn't quite hold water).


---[livejournal.com profile] minnow_53: "Tonks fixing his smudged lipstick reminds me that she'll be able to do the same for Remus soon..."

-----[livejournal.com profile] nk_aoede: "i just had an image of tonks putting whore-makeup on a remus in full drag."

-------[livejournal.com profile] minnow_53: "Well, I hope you'll draw it then, freaky though it may be... :D"





take a long look at this because it might be the closest thing to r/t i will ever draw.

also, "caption this picture" game, anyone?
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elsane[identity profile] elsane.livejournal.com on February 17th, 2009 01:17 am (UTC)
they both just look so...tired of the situation, in their own ways. Very appropriate for the ship, I say!
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[identity profile] spacefragments.livejournal.com on February 17th, 2009 01:22 am (UTC)
haha, yes. if there were any dialogue you know they'd sniping at each other, just from looking at their faces.
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[identity profile] captainpookey.livejournal.com on February 17th, 2009 01:37 am (UTC)
I imagine it going something like this:

"Done yet?"

"No. And if you ask me that one more time I'm going to shove this lipstick up your ass. Or would you like that?"

"The lipstick's all going to come off anyway. No need to make it perfect."

"You asked me to do this so we're doing it my way."

"Next time I'm asking Sirius."

"What was that?"

"I said no need to be so serious."

"—Says the guy who asked me this morning if he could borrow my sparkly pink top as if defeating You-Know-Who depended on it."

"What? You certainly never wear it."
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[identity profile] spacefragments.livejournal.com on February 17th, 2009 01:46 am (UTC)
LOL

this conversation: trufax.
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