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you guys, every time i think i've found my favorite prompt from the list, another one comes up, 10 times more wacked out than the last.

WHAT IS WITH ALL THE MPREG JFC.

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Yeah :/

Then there's this: 239) Three years, Sirius has been in coma. Three years, Remus has been loyal - until one night, almost driven mad with loneliness, he sleeps with one Severus Snape. A week later, Sirius wakes up, but the worst has already happened - one of the two, Remus or Severus, is pregnant from their one-night affair, and is not going to abort.

I don't know, Snupin would put me into a coma, not vice versa.

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oh god. That one makes me lol. And of course Sirius would be a completely fucking douche over it because he is a completely fucking douche. So Remus and Severus (who are both pregnant cause they took turns) turn to each other.

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i want sirius to blow their fetuses and then their brains out with a shotgun, resident evil style.

that would be badass

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Totally and completely badass if a bit sad cause the babies didn't do anything to deserve it. What about this - Sirius waits until after the baby's are born (through anal delivery plzkthx) and then he kills both Remus and Severus while they're in the hospital recovering and cooing at one another and he takes the babies for his own.

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It's just not good Snupin if Sirius isn't put into his place like the rabid, snarling, unworthy cur he is.

Just once, I would love to see Lupin hook up with Snape post-series, and be all guilty and angst riddled (with Snape all smug and triumphant) when Sirius returns, only for Sirius to be all "Eh, whatever. I'm doing Teddy."

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He's a fucking douchebagcuntweasel.

I love your prompt very much and feel that you should submit it to the fuh-q-fest. I would read that.

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can snape die at some point

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Sure! Sirius can AK him, and then tell Remus that he's still sticking with Teddy :D

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ps. didn't you know, sirius is the source of all the evils in the universe.

edit: and james helped

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Yes, they set out to ruin Snape's life -- James by rape-pregnating Lily, and Sirius by rape-mating-for-life Remus.

Tsk.

Boys.

No wonder Snape was forced to join the DEs. And be mean to Harry. And, for some reason, Neville.

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maybe he was after alice or frank too and the other one RUINED HIS... uhh third CHANCE AT FINDING TRUE LOVE!

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of course no one ever aborts the little freaks.

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speaking of comas...

128) One lies in a coma. The other talks to him, not knowing he can hear.

someone needs to crack open a dictionary.