found via zelda_lovers. some majora's mask-based creepypasta.



( two more )

screenshots of the post on /x/: 1 2. it's pretty long and i didn't read it at first, but later i went back, started reading, and i couldn't stop.

• it is an extremely rare occurrence, but spn_gossip *can* be awesome, at times. the best part are the idiots who fell for it. damn, they'll believe anything you feed them if it fits their ~agendas~.

• i've been playing majora's mask and i hunger for some good genfic for the game (like this one. never cared for game novelizations but holy shit it's amazing). where is it?? i've only found two or three. D: please help me out, flist. i've had to resort to browsing the zelda archive on ff.net and there is only so much badfic i can take before my brain dribbles out of my ears.

• okay, person, i'm not knocking your offer to write fic for help_haiti, but honestly, tacky much?

• speaking of zelda, i stumbled upon a video showing an old beta version of the OoT great fairy here. they should have kept those imo. the lack of face is slightly creepy, though.

• from 4chan: i thought this was adorable, for some reason. the rest of the post were long threads consisting mostly of "party" and "hard". idk, i lol'd.

• via aldehyde: BEST MANIPS EVER. I LAUGHED UNTIL I ALMOST PUKED. warning: NSFW!!!

• about two weeks ago, i made my twitter account public for a few days. looking through my replies, i found out someone had rt'd me:

@RPS_Family who the hell is @metalsirius and y is he/she talking bad bout us?

made my morning, what can i say? i thought about replying to them to tell them that their username hints at irl gay incest, but got off the computer instead to get some food or something, i don't remember.

now, speaking of twitter... ( here's a link dump of all the fics and stuff i've spammed to my feed for the past couple of weeks )

the icon kerfluffle landed me on fandom_wank.

ahahahaaaahaha what the fuck i don't even

THIS IS GOLD-STANDARD BATSHITTERY OF THE FINEST KIND. I JUST HAD TO SHARE.



I GOT ~TEARZ~ IN MY EYES.

THOUGH PROBABLY NOT FOR THE REASON THE PERSON WHO MADE THIS WAS EXPECTING.

EDIT: BAHLEETED!

EDIT AGAIN: AAAAAAND SHE COUNTER-ATTACKS! I AM SERIOUSLY HOLDING IN THE TEARS OF LAUGHTER IRL. OH MY SWEET GOD. IT'S THE CRYING!DEAN/SAM MONTAGE AGAIN. AHFGSGAK

ok so i was looking at the tags over at spn_castiel to see which ones i should use to crosspost my doodle and saw this:



dean/castiel shippers: the collective antichrist! do you think they assemble to form a giant robot demon-fangirl?

guess who, out of complete stupidity, had her wallet and cellphone stolen from her backpack.

THAT'S RIIIIGHT. MEEEEEEEEEEEEE. holla.

course, now i'll be suspicious of all my classmates that were at school today until i graduate. orz paranoia doesn't become me. :[

http://www.journalfen.net/community/the_hms_stfu/414283.html

you guys, every time i think i've found my favorite prompt from the list, another one comes up, 10 times more wacked out than the last.

WHAT IS WITH ALL THE MPREG JFC.

is there an equivalent of godwin's law for other dictators? because i saw a pro-vegan flyer on my way home that compared meat eaters to stalin.

ughhh when i went to classes today the pig's head was still in the painting room :[ it was all blotchy-red and starting to smell

if it's still there tomorrow i might die, i have classes in that room DDDD:

http://community.livejournal.com/ohnotheydidnt/34938818.html

so apparently i still have something resembling morals left because i thought this was fucking creepy, despite the hotness of the actors, how ~positive~ the portrayal is, how ~natural~ the relationship was or wtfever.

hey! i think what creeps me out the most is exactly that. idk. i watched the whole trailer and i was like... D: do not want.

I FUCKING LOVE RAMMSTEIN!



this post brought to you by spontaneous music-induced bursts of excitement.

EDIT: OH MY GOD GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY COMMUNITY WHAT THE FUCK WERE YOU THINKING YOU SELF-IMPORTANT DICKHOLE AAARGH

EDIT2: deleted. wish i could say the same about his little artistic intervention.

and un-cut because i'm feeling sadistic



context: this quote:

It seems that R/S fanart is not complete without chains, leather pants and ripping off a random manga cover.

--- by an anti r/s person talking out of their ass

manip icons weird me out. even if they show characters i like.

i think the one exception (the only one i've liked 100%) is this one. in fact, my keyword (key phrase?) for it is "non-creepy manip icon".

oh and i doodled. i doodled my mii!self. there is something wrong with me.
i have no idea if there is such a thing as mii fanart, but knowing japan there's probably even porn of it already.



for the unenlightened ones, a mii is an avatar you can create on the nintendo wii that you can use to interact with friends, represent you in games and stuff like that.

the only thing that doesn't really fit is the hair. it's too short but it's the closest i found. it did make me think about cutting my hair, though. idk. i've wanted to let my hair grow long for like a year and now i'm having second thoughts about it.

was just looking at the mod post hd_worldcup put up and i think i'll going to give it a miss this year too. :/ it looks so intimidating. i was considering it because i was thinking that i'm a really lousy shipper because i never participate in any of the ship-related fests and activities (big bang was an exception), and that i'll never stop feeling like an outsider in the ship if i don't just go ahead and jump into it (because that's all it takes, really), but... well. maybe i could do hd_holidays next year instead. a competition-style fest still feels like too much to handle.

in other news... AAAAAAH HOLY FUCK D:

oh god it can't be 7:30 pm already. i haven't even showered.

earth, stop quaking. you've been at it for 2 days already. what gives? warming up for the big one or just fucking around? you're scaring my cat.

annoyed,
me.

what games for the wii are worth buying? it's going to be my and my sisters' xmas present. we'll be getting SSBB for a start, just to have something more than one of us can play at the same time, and then each of us will get her own games. oh and since the wii is backwards-compatible and my GC is still in perfect health, any recs for GC games are good too.

i prefer action/adventure but i'm willing to try RPG and horror, and FPS if there are any. just no sports or racing (well except mario kart lol).

and while i'm at it, which final fantasy is the best to start with? i want to try that series but there are so many games that i wouldn't know which one to get. (same with silent hill-- which one is the least likely to cause lasting mental trauma? ;^;)


and, lastly, because i want to inflict my terrible sense of humor on all of you, some pairing name-smush fun.


( the joke is probably older than god, but whatever )

this guy on dA commented on some of my zelda fanart and just added me to his watch list. i went to check out his gallery and i found... this little gem.





boy, you're in for a big surprise. "sick sexual thrills" indeed.

i have to wonder, though, did he not look closely at my gallery before adding me? you know, the one that's full of slash? he even left a nice comment on my zelda folder. i don't understand people.


ps. if you want sick sexual thrills, why don't you go check out this absolutely filthy piece of harry/draco art. the sleaze just oozes from this one.

just kidding. it's beautiful and loving and tender and so very well-drawn, with lovely, expressive lines.

You know, there's an entire genre of fanfic out there where Harry gets himself a harem of girls, whether through marriage contracts, or the girls themselves present it as a fait accompli.

jesus h von christ.

i bet 99% of it is written by teenage boys.


and another one for the wtf files

i never paid close attention to these pillar thingies used to separate the sidewalk from the... area where cars drive (i forgot the word) until recently. but now that i've seen it, i cannot unsee it.




i'm just wondering if it was intentional or not. probably not.
 
 

i should be a) doing school assignments and b) drawing gift pics, buuut hey. a procrastinator is me... i promise i'll get some work done after i finish typing this up.

**i don't get fandom awards.

**i've been re-reading this fic over and over and it kills me every damn time. i always have to go read something light and happy after i finish it... i'm such a softie. oh r/s, why must you hurt me so. in dreams
this is by far the most tragic pairing i've ever shipped. it makes all my former ships look shallow in comparison. sometimes i think i'm still not used to all the tragedy; if i dwell on it for too long i go all D: and depressed.

**this is just a random idea. if i were to put together a "sketch album", would anyone buy it? my mom got me a really beautiful hand-made notebook made entirely with natural materials and recycled paper, and i have nothing to use it for. so i thought i'd grab all the doodles i've done in the past two years or so, and paste them on the notebook, color them a little and such... i'm thinking it'd be hp doodles (some already posted here, some not), since it's most of what i've been drawing lately. and it'd have to wait some, since i still don't have enough stuff to fill it. i was thinking of doing it for myself (my sketched are all disorganized), but if anyone wants it, i'd love to sell it.

**heh.

**i have a crapload of h/d and as/s fic to read. :[ there's so much of it i don't know where to start and i get all discouraged. in the end i flail and despair and go re-read an old r/s fic or whatever.

**look at my new baby!!! i already took the first photos with it. they will probably come out all hideous because i completely forgot to take my class notes with me when i went out to take the photos, but i'm crossing my fingers.

**i can post on 4chan again!!! not being able to contribute to the zelda threads on /y/ made me all sad.

**( my spam keeps getting weirder and weirder: )

this is already getting too long.