my friend's kid brother is the most attention-whoring little shit i've ever met.

i stayed the night yesterday and he did not leave me alone. the kid just doesn't UNDERSTAND "no", "i'm not interested" or "go away". i was tempted to try "i don't like you" but i didn't have the chance. at least my friend was there to tell him off. not that it stopped him for long. about an hour after arriving at her house i was already sick of his shrill voice asking do you want to play with me, can i play with you, hey i want to tell you something, hey look at this toy i have, LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME and screaming the house down when my friend told him that no, he couldn't a)play mario kart and b)sleep in our room.

I HATE THAT DAMN KID.

(i initially misspelled brother as bother. both could be used interchangeably in this case)

also all my wii games have stopped working properly, wtf is this shit?

fera_festiva's HBP uberwank:

So at the end of the last chapter, Harry either sucked Draco's cock or has his nose broken, depending on whose version you prefer. Either way, when this one begins, we find our hero lying on the floor of a train compartment with his face covered in one of two bodily fluids which, I'm told, have a pretty similar chemical makeup anyway.

(...)Next, Tonks fixes Harry's broken nose (if we go with the broken nose version of events, or, I guess... fixes his smudged lipstick, if we're going with the oral sex version? OK, this is one of the points where my version doesn't quite hold water).

---minnow_53: "Tonks fixing his smudged lipstick reminds me that she'll be able to do the same for Remus soon..."

-----nk_aoede: "i just had an image of tonks putting whore-makeup on a remus in full drag."

-------minnow_53: "Well, I hope you'll draw it then, freaky though it may be... :D"

( aging drag-queens under this here cut )