i almost gave up watching because. oh god you guys. i cannot. fucking. stand. vampires. LAMEST, MOST BORING, MOST OVERUSED SUPERNATURAL CREATURE EVER. ugh i hate them so much. i didn't even find the intro scene funny because, while i might not give two shits about twilight, neither do i give two shits about twilight parodies. it was so obvious it was cringe worthy (the scene in the girl's bedroom was amusing though (but deeeean, cas has watched you sleep too. do you think he's rapey too?). however, i did stuck with it until the end and was rewarded by a nice vampire-killing spree ourtesy of dean. it totally made me want to play violent videogames.

and idk i'm sure opinions are going to be divided as fuck on this, but my interest in sam, like, TRIPLED after this episode. please direct me to any (gen please) sam-centric episode codas you find.

CAS IS IN THE NEXT EPISODE and standing way too close to dean as always :')

ps. lisa, stay orange.