i was going to say "i'd rather dean gets the wings" but then i realized i've read a couple of those fics and the wings were ~manifestations of his soul/grace~ and i was like :|

hahah now i'm imagining a scenario in which he gets cursed with totally-non-angelic-in-nature wings and castiel (who *doesn't* have birdly wings of any sort) finds them weirdly hot.