i'm sorry, world

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fera_festiva's HBP uberwank:

So at the end of the last chapter, Harry either sucked Draco's cock or has his nose broken, depending on whose version you prefer. Either way, when this one begins, we find our hero lying on the floor of a train compartment with his face covered in one of two bodily fluids which, I'm told, have a pretty similar chemical makeup anyway.

(...)Next, Tonks fixes Harry's broken nose (if we go with the broken nose version of events, or, I guess... fixes his smudged lipstick, if we're going with the oral sex version? OK, this is one of the points where my version doesn't quite hold water).

---minnow_53: "Tonks fixing his smudged lipstick reminds me that she'll be able to do the same for Remus soon..."

-----nk_aoede: "i just had an image of tonks putting whore-makeup on a remus in full drag."

-------minnow_53: "Well, I hope you'll draw it then, freaky though it may be... :D"





take a long look at this because it might be the closest thing to r/t i will ever draw.

also, "caption this picture" game, anyone?

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did she just call him cookie

oh no she di'int

[duck-or-rabbit.livejournal.com]

Why, yes she did. Even Tonks can be pushed too far after being cockblocked by Sirius. Or perhaps it's Sirius that calls Remus Cookie?

Well, I tried. I have a Regulus/James fic to finish...

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she might as well call him remmy (i just saw someone on dA calling him "ree". wtf)

i can picture sirius trying out some truly revolting pet names on remus until he threatens sirius to withhold sex for a month.

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she might as well call him remmy

On the matter of gay werewolves named Remmy (or Remi), someone finally brought this 'ship to original fiction. Haven't read the book, but read its description here (http://www.amazon.com/Caution-J-L-Langley/dp/1599989700/ref=pd_sim_b_njs_1).

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HAHAHA are you kidding me, it even has mating for life

...

i wonder if it's any good.

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I don't know, but it seems someone went from Remus and Sirius giving Harry the 'joint' Christmas present in the OotP and straight to a publisher.