i'm sorry, world

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fera_festiva's HBP uberwank:

So at the end of the last chapter, Harry either sucked Draco's cock or has his nose broken, depending on whose version you prefer. Either way, when this one begins, we find our hero lying on the floor of a train compartment with his face covered in one of two bodily fluids which, I'm told, have a pretty similar chemical makeup anyway.

(...)Next, Tonks fixes Harry's broken nose (if we go with the broken nose version of events, or, I guess... fixes his smudged lipstick, if we're going with the oral sex version? OK, this is one of the points where my version doesn't quite hold water).

---minnow_53: "Tonks fixing his smudged lipstick reminds me that she'll be able to do the same for Remus soon..."

-----nk_aoede: "i just had an image of tonks putting whore-makeup on a remus in full drag."

-------minnow_53: "Well, I hope you'll draw it then, freaky though it may be... :D"





take a long look at this because it might be the closest thing to r/t i will ever draw.

also, "caption this picture" game, anyone?

Comments

[red_squared]

HOMG MY EYES!!!!

You're supposed to draw SIRIUS in drag. Sirius.

Although I do approve of Remus' sparkly red top. And his thoroughly disgusted expression.

D:

[spacefragments.livejournal.com]

maybe he and sirius were going to have a private drag party, but since remus sucks at the makeup thing he had to ask tonks to assist him??

not that she seems to be doing a very good job either.

[brighty18.livejournal.com]

Wow! I pray that Tonk's Metamorphagus skills make up for her lack of cosmetology skills. Yet Remus looks properly appalled.

[spacefragments.livejournal.com]

i bet sirius is much better at it. *nods*

[fullmoon-dreams.livejournal.com]

OMG - what a picture. Someone needs to write a fic around this.

*Looks hopefully at Brighty18*

No good at captions, and unfortunately the only thing that came to my mind was something rather crude about where the lipstick was going to end up.

[spacefragments.livejournal.com]

on sirius's cock? YOU KNOW IT.

(frozen comment)

[brighty18.livejournal.com]

Hmmm...

[mysecretashes.livejournal.com]

*points at screen and collapses into highly disturbed hysterical laughter*

Possible captions:

Queen for A Day

Drag, Not Slag (meaning Remus, of course)

[spacefragments.livejournal.com]

oh he is very much a slag. but only for sirius. ;p

[captainpookey.livejournal.com]

HAHAHA.

I was in a bad mood but this definitely helped.

I like how Tonks just looks kind of bored. And I really like both of their hair. :D

[spacefragments.livejournal.com]

thanks! i was going for bored/fed-up. hahaha.

[duck-or-rabbit.livejournal.com]

LOL

I love Tonks fingers and her nice, fit little ladyshape. Remus on the other hand... even Tonks is unsure this is a good idea but good for her!

[spacefragments.livejournal.com]

it is so not a good idea.

[rev02a.livejournal.com]

(Later that night)
Tonks: Mum, do you have time to talk?
Andromeda: Merlin, when was the last time you flooed your mother? I've been worried sick, don't you know to check in with me?
T: Sorry-- look, Mum, not much time to talk, but I need to ask you something...
A: Sure, sweetie.
T: Was Sirius gay?
A: Clearly, daughter. Didn't you read POA and OOTP?
T: Mum, I was in OOTP.
A: Then why are you asking me this? You aren't still trying to shag Lupin are you?
T: I helped him get all dragged up tonight--
A: Yes, well, Love, I did tell you to go after that Weasley boy...

[spacefragments.livejournal.com]

hahahahahahah! although, i hear gay!charlie is the new black.... erm. i guess that expression works in more than one level here.

[elsane.livejournal.com]

*SPORFLE*

The thing that really makes this picture for me is that his eye shadow is the exact shade as her hair.

well, that and the expressions. hee!

[spacefragments.livejournal.com]

haha, it was all purple at first, bit it needed a little something else. :p

thanks! remus wasn't supposed to look so disgusted, but he had his way.

[cackling-madly.livejournal.com]

Actual conversation:

"What's taking so long?"

"Just hold still!"

"You just got lipstick on my teeth."

"If you'd stop moving, I wouldn't."

"Does there need to be so much?"

"I don't know! It's not like I ever do this. Don't need it."

"And I do, is that what you're saying?"

*sighs* "No, Remus. You look very pretty. Sirius will love it."

"You really think so?"

;D

[spacefragments.livejournal.com]

lol :D

[minnow-53.livejournal.com]

Oh, you did it! :D Actually, I really love your Tonks here. She's gorgeous.

[spacefragments.livejournal.com]

thank you! i like her here too. :]

[fera_festiva]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

YOU ARE MAD

I ♥ YOU

[spacefragments.livejournal.com]

♥♥♥

[aldehyde.livejournal.com]

HAHAH ROFL WTF

[spacefragments.livejournal.com]

ur mom ;[

[remuslives23.livejournal.com]

OMFG!

*laughs her arse off!*

I've just read Brighty's fic and came here to see the picture that inspired it! Oh, Remus' face!!! Brilliant!

[spacefragments.livejournal.com]

thanks! :]

[kuro-nyoko.livejournal.com]

So much win I can't even think straight.

[spacefragments.livejournal.com]

hahaha! thanks.

[nuclearsugars.livejournal.com]

Is it horrible that I think Remus is the sexiest thin all trussed up like this? *_*

[spacefragments.livejournal.com]

haha, i don't think he'd look very sexy, but i doubt thinking so is horrible.