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you guys, every time i think i've found my favorite prompt from the list, another one comes up, 10 times more wacked out than the last.

WHAT IS WITH ALL THE MPREG JFC.

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[wook77.livejournal.com]

Dude. The one with Remus having puppies makes me lol hardcore. I had tears.

the one with them cuddling and watching their grandchildren is my favorite so far. cause of course Snape would totes cuddle and be all oooggggiiieeebboooogggiiieeeebooooooo to his kids.

[calembours.livejournal.com]

Youuuu actually signed up for hp_toujours! 8D (I was going to squee on the post, but decided it was a much better idea to go directly to you! DX;

I think that I lose more of my brain the more that I read that list. D:

[remuslives23.livejournal.com]

Oh... *fingers itch* There are actually one or two there I could see getting my teeth into...

No! Don't look! Bad, bad writer! *slaps own hand* You've too much to do as it is.

There is a lot of Mpreg, isn't there? Or adopting children, or Harry, or Draco...

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172) Severus and Remus discuss love and families while cuddling with their youngest grandchildren as they watch Harry [who has just announced that he is pregnant...AGAIN] and his husband round up their older children.

DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD:

[wook77.livejournal.com]

Yanno, of course Snape is this super softy and he's totally the type to want kids and marriage and shit. We're a bunch of big meanie poo poo heads for thinking differently.

[staraflur.livejournal.com]

HAHAHAHA JFC. Thank you so very much.

[wook77.livejournal.com]

I really want to see 229, 241, and 242 all together in a Law and Order: Hogwarts Edition sort of fic. I would totally and completely read that one.

COMMENT PRON

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But not the sort you want, and without the pron.

2) Either Snape or Lupin use the polyjuice potion to spy/seduce/manipulate the other.

"So. You intended to polyjuice yourself into Malfoy so that you could have your way with me."

"Yes, but as it turns out, werewolves can't be polyjuiced, and now I seem to be suffering from an outbreak of grease from every pore."

"I've never wanted you more. Take me now, Lupin."

3) Snape uses the Veritaserum Potion on Lupin and discovers surprising things about one of his most hated enemies...

"Veritaserum doesn't work on werewolves, either, Snape."

Snape adds this to the list of surprising things he's discovering about one of his most hated enemies.

11) Lupin finds death eater Snape in a bar and offers to take him home...

"But... This is Hogwarts..."

"You didn't honestly think I was taking you my home, did you?"

[woldy]

Having written Snupin, I would have to say that these prompts are not representative of the ship as a whole. So saying, some of them are fucking awful:

180) Severus thinks Lupin is cheating on him....WITH AN ELF???

201) For whatever reason, Lupin decides to go undercover to either monitor Snape's behavior or find out more about Snape. He does this by impersonating a student, house-elf, animal, inanimate object, or whatever.

I dare people to write house elf porn!

[fera_festiva]

OMFG these are LOLtastic.

"I must rape you" scene.

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

In a nod to the Anita Blake universe, Severus is a Master Vampire. Remus is his beast to call. Sirius or Lucius (or both) could help (or hinder) the relationship.

BUT DOES HE SPARKLE?

Because of what he is, Remus Lupin can not carry or father children.

What, you mean... a dude?

I could go on all day here. XD

[cackling-madly.livejournal.com]

If I wasn't laughing so hard, I'd be frightened D:

[themostepotente.livejournal.com]

The Snape/Sirius mpreg one made me wanna vomit. I hate when people fuck with my OTP. Also, the one with the elf suggestion is just fuckin' stupid. Some of these just can't be serious...