31) "I must rape you" scene.

The blinking text. omg.

But you know that it's part of remus being a werewolf, he can't help it. he had to bond with his mate and it was always one severus snape!

oh god yes there's so much mating for life too.

Requisite.

How else do you get believable, not-out-of-character Snupin?

:D

i'm imagining "i must rape you" as part of the actual dialogue.

"i must rape you, the survival of the human race depends on it!"

"uh, well... go ahead, then."

"but it's not rape if you say yes!"

"..."

Oh man, if the survival of the human race depends on Snupin, I think we're better off without the human race, quite frankly D:

"It's called roleplaying. You simply must go along with it."

"Sorry, of course." Severus changes his tone, having it go high pitched and simpering. "Oh no, whatever will I do, there's a werewolf in here threatening to eat me. Where is my red cape and my grandmother to protect me?"

"You're supposed to..."

"Oh right. What big eyes you have," Snape simpers.

"The better to see you with."

"What big ears you have."

"The better to hear you with."

"What a big cock you have."

"The better to fuck you with."

"Oh for fuck's sake! My eyes!" Sirius cries out as he walks into the room. Shortly after Sirius enters, Nagini enters and eats Severus Snape for the second time.

"I knew you would save me," Remus says as his werewolf soul bond transfers to Sirius.

*sporfle*

WIN!

oooops, sirius had better run far, far away so that the werewolf soul bond can't catch him.