hello awesome new penpal!

some people just don't understand that some of us consider our private time very important.

i don't like burnt toast either. you have to scrape the burnt part off and it always leaves a mess. you should tell remus electric toasters are pretty trusty, unless you're an idiot like me and decide to jam a knife into it while it's on.

my fragments are spread all over the universe. uh -- did that sound dirty to you? anyway, what with the universe being infinite and all, i'm not surprised none of them have bumped into you! even with you being hard to miss. but now that we've found each other, we can commence with the socializing!

tell your friends to go easy on you.

spaceyfrags

Hello equally awesome space'n'frags,

I like you more and more - you have no respect for capitals! I'm afraid too many years under the observation of the proofreading!prefect has spoiled me. I can no longer disregard capitals (Secretly I fear he will burst into my room and fix me with a Stern Look like he used to and make me rewrite the letter again). So, go on! I will live vicariously through you in this matter.

Remus trusts toasters. I think they're secretly eating away at my tasty toasties when I'm sitting there waiting with my jelly. What happens when you jab a knife in there when it's on? Does it take your toast and never give it back? This is starting to feel like a learning experience... Or a horror story. D:

...well, it didn't sound dirty until now. I must be losing my touch in my old age. Merlin, if I start clutching my pearls and weeping at the sight of exposed ankles, please innuendo some sense back into me. THIS IS IMPORTANT.

Remus is the only one left, so he's got to be the stern one and the fun one, these days. I don't think he ever expected that to happen - I certainly didn't. But I will tell him you said to be nice to me (and to let me make roaring fires in the foyer).

Sirius