08 February 2010 @ 03:12 pm
trufax epic link/sheik picspam post II  


PART ONE!

last time, we left link at lake hylia staring dumbly into space while sheik makes an unnecessarily elaborate escape. later, he arrives to kakariko village...



...and oh noes, it's burning. no idea why, really, the thing in the well couldn't have done it, since it was still, uh, in the well. meh. ~dramatic effect, i suppose.



and again, someone beats him to it. way to help with the fire there, sheik.



link runs toward him and stops right behind him. then stares as his ass a bit.



srs sheik tells his fair maiden to move back to a safe distance. then the wooden thing above the well goes flying and crashes on the ground behind them, and link turns around to see, all surprised-like. which leads to this hilarious cap:



BRAVE LINK, ALWAYS ALERT, ALWAYS LOOKING IN THE FACE OF DANGER.
and then the thing in the well grabs sheik and throws him around like a puppy with a ragdoll. link just... stares some more.



lololololol



LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL



then he lands on the floor and link finally snaps out of it. gotdamn, dat ass. so perky! link just has to get a closer look, as he never though he'd see sheik in that position outside of his wank fantasies. oh, and to check that he's still alive, cause perving on a corpse is just not on.



but his ogling time is cut short because the thing in the well is now coming for him... loving the kickass shadow effect on sheik, by the way...



oooooooooooooooooooooh-----

but then the game cockblocks my chance of getting more hilarious caps by going black when link gets flung around in the air. pfffft.

when link recovers consciousness, he wakes up to the most beautiful sight his eyes have ever seen:



HELLO LOVER~



sheik, how could he not, after being so close to you and your magnificent buttocks for such a prolonged period of time? YES, I AM 12. WHAT OF IT.



but then he resets back to mr personal space and the moment is gone. :|



more music. i begin to wonder if there is some sort of weird sublimation shit going on between them here. by all rights what should have followed the previous scene is a heated i'm-glad-you're-alive makeout session. i know this, because fanfic told me so.



THANK YOU, NINTENDO.



why does link keep making that dumb face, anyway? you'd think he'd be used to it already.



and then, the usual. baaaaahhh fuck you stop running away.


the next time they see each other, link's been told some mystical temple bs that in normal-person talk means he needs to go back in time because if he tries to squeeze his 17-year-old ass through the only available passage, he'll get stuck and starve to death. if he doesn't die of asphyxia first. so he goes back outside wondering how the hell he's supposed to come back as a kid...



OH DEAR, SOMEONE IS CREEPING ON LINK. I WONDER WHO COULD THAT BE?



WHO IS THAT MYSTERIOUS STRANGER WHO CAN PULL OFF JUMPS LIKE THAT WITHOUT BREAKING THEIR LEGS?



OMG, SHEIK??? COLOR ME SURPRISED.



i wonder if he has to memorize this shit before saying it or if it comes to him naturally.



...



gratuitous pretty screencap.

and, ohh, next is one of my favorite scenes.



after the song ends, they just stay there, staring at each other for a while, neither of them moving...



and then-- and i will never forgive myself for not capping that part-- link takes a small step towards sheik, sheik pulls off his freaky nature-controlling powers again, link gets sand in the eyes, and sheik fucking vanishes again.





I COULD CRY.

AND NOW, THEIR LAST MEETING ;^;

after link finally gets done with the temple shit he has to go back to the temple of time because ~someone is waiting for him. so he does.



he realizes that someone is behind him and he turns around ~dramatically.



IT'S SHEIK! AND SHEIK'S ASS!





he talks some more... and then!!



omg! will he finally declare his undying love for link? how much he's wanted him since he first laid eyes on him? how much he wants link to press him against the temple walls, tug that stupid face cover down, find a way to get him out of that ridiculous suit and have his wicked way with him?



...

...

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?



ugh.



ughhhh.



yeah, i bet even link figured that one out already.



wait a second-- what is this--



no, no, it can't be--



.... .....



nooooo



NOOOOO



NOOOOO



NOOOOOOOO



NOOOOOOOO



NOOOOOOOO



NOOOOOOOO



NOOOOOOOO!!!!


IT WAS A CHICK THE WHOLE TIME??? WHAT IS THIS??? UNBELIEVABLE! OMG SO BETRAYED!!! IT WAS ALL A LIE!! HIS LOVE, A LIE!!! HE CAN'T BELIEVE THIS!!! THIS IS A TRAGEDY!! A TRAVESTY! OH, THE HEARTBREAK! HE WANTS SHEIK BACK, DAMMIT! NOW! WHAT'S HE SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THIS GIRL?!



I MEAN, HE CAN'T EVEN SEE HER ASS UNDER THAT STUPID DRESS!

:'[[[[[[[[[

WHAT A TRAGIC ENDING FOR THIS BEAUTIFUL TALE OF LOVE AND LONGING AND BUTTOCKS! I AM ABSOLUTELY INCONSOLABLE! I WILL CRY MYSELF TO SLEEP FOR WEEKS!! DDDDDDDDDDDDDD:

FUCK YOU, NINTENDO! FUUUUUUCK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU ;________;
 
 
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Meewunk[identity profile] meewunk.livejournal.com on February 8th, 2010 06:34 pm (UTC)
DAT ASS

followed by swift betrayal.

STOP TOYING WITH MY HEART, CRUEL NINTENDO!
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[identity profile] spacefragments.livejournal.com on February 8th, 2010 10:57 pm (UTC)
DAT TRAITOROUS ASS!

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Meewunk[identity profile] meewunk.livejournal.com on February 8th, 2010 11:49 pm (UTC)
CURSE IT'S SUDDEN BUT INEVITABLE BETRAYAL!

I still maintain that Sheik and Zelda are two separate people, dammit :|
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[identity profile] spacefragments.livejournal.com on February 8th, 2010 11:53 pm (UTC)
haha, in canon i am ~at peace with them being the same person. in fanon, however? boy!sheik 4ever. although i once read a trans!zelda-as-sheik fic that was pretty awesome. wish there was more of that...
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Meewunk[identity profile] meewunk.livejournal.com on February 8th, 2010 11:55 pm (UTC)
Yeah, I'm not all pissy that they're the same person, but I do love boy!sheik :3 And holy crap, do you happen to have a link to that fic? It sounds awesome :D
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[identity profile] spacefragments.livejournal.com on February 9th, 2010 12:06 am (UTC)
certainly!

http://community.livejournal.com/springkink/442497.html
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[identity profile] senshicalico.livejournal.com on February 8th, 2010 07:40 pm (UTC)
Congrats, that made me choke on french fries. =DDDD

/life complete
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[identity profile] spacefragments.livejournal.com on February 8th, 2010 11:14 pm (UTC)
ho ho, victory!
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[identity profile] whitepawn-alice.livejournal.com on February 8th, 2010 08:28 pm (UTC)
"WHAT A TRAGIC ENDING FOR THIS BEAUTIFUL TALE OF LOVE AND LONGING AND BUTTOCKS!" That should be the new motto for all Sheik/Link fans.

Great screencaps, and again, your commentary made me laugh. :D
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[identity profile] spacefragments.livejournal.com on February 8th, 2010 11:54 pm (UTC)
you're right, it so should!

thank you! :D
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[identity profile] vikki.livejournal.com on February 8th, 2010 08:54 pm (UTC)
I laughed so hard all the way through this that I gave myself a coughing fit. XD
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[identity profile] spacefragments.livejournal.com on February 8th, 2010 11:48 pm (UTC)
woo hoo, awesome! the laugh, i mean, not the coughing fit.
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[identity profile] fireflypenance.livejournal.com on February 8th, 2010 09:00 pm (UTC)
*snicker*

Eeeexxxxcellent work. I lol'd. And then made my boyfriend read the spam; sadly he didn't seem to think it was as awesome.
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[identity profile] spacefragments.livejournal.com on February 8th, 2010 11:47 pm (UTC)
i reccomend getting a new boyfriend, the one you have now obviously doesn't appreciate the good things in life ;p
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[identity profile] carbonatedh2o.livejournal.com on February 8th, 2010 09:53 pm (UTC)
Oh my God. I think I died from the lol. XDDDD I love Link's reaction to Sheik really being Zelda.

BUT IT IS SAD. BAWWWWWWWWWWWW.
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[identity profile] spacefragments.livejournal.com on February 8th, 2010 11:48 pm (UTC)
haha, glad you liked!

IT IS.
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ext_34618: OOT Link/Sheik Survivor[identity profile] shadow-hive.livejournal.com on February 8th, 2010 10:37 pm (UTC)
It's such a betrayal! I still say Sheik's real!
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[identity profile] spacefragments.livejournal.com on February 8th, 2010 11:18 pm (UTC)
he will always live in our ~hearts~
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ext_34618: Quinn Bound[identity profile] shadow-hive.livejournal.com on February 8th, 2010 11:19 pm (UTC)
Yep!
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[identity profile] spacefragments.livejournal.com on February 8th, 2010 11:15 pm (UTC)
scrolling text pretty much guarantees lulz! :D
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[identity profile] sarshin.livejournal.com on February 8th, 2010 11:08 pm (UTC)
/brb crying
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[identity profile] spacefragments.livejournal.com on February 8th, 2010 11:15 pm (UTC)
/brb getting you tissues
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[identity profile] mustntgetmy.livejournal.com on February 9th, 2010 12:00 am (UTC)
i know this, because fanfic told me so. And that's where I almost choked to death on my water. This is great!
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[identity profile] spacefragments.livejournal.com on February 9th, 2010 12:07 am (UTC)
careful there, i wouldn't want you to die!

thanks :]
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[identity profile] redvelvetaddict.livejournal.com on February 9th, 2010 01:32 am (UTC)
Hahaha YES WHY IS HIS ASS SOOOOO ROUND I CANNOT COMPREHEND

Link's face at the reveal is just classic oh god <3
What a gay.
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[identity profile] spacefragments.livejournal.com on February 9th, 2010 04:42 am (UTC)
IT HAS, LIKE, ITS OWN LIGHT SOURCE.

IT ~GLOWS FROM WITHIN
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oldschoolzeldafan: gir_weeeee[personal profile] oldschoolzeldafan on February 9th, 2010 05:51 pm (UTC)
My boss just asked me if something was wrong, because I was tearing up and holding back laughter over the prolonged "NOOOOOOOO"s. When the text started blinking, I couldn't keep quiet anymore XD;;

Bonus: for the last year or so, I've rp'd a post-Zelda II Link who goes by the nickname "Linksha", so that whole bit amuses me no end.
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[identity profile] spacefragments.livejournal.com on February 10th, 2010 04:15 am (UTC)
i don't know what is it about blinking/scrolling text that makes it so funny! :D

haha, nice!
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[identity profile] drinktobones.livejournal.com on January 29th, 2011 04:36 am (UTC)
noooo
NOOOOOOO
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

omg lol ilu <5
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